I'm tagged by

I've done the first part of their meme before, so I'm gonna replace it with something else. But first, these are my answers to the questions she's posing me:

1.) "Hello there. You must be the new mercenary we recruited. Would you mind answering a few questions?"

Actually, I'm not. Um, I'm not sure how I got here, but if you could kindly point me to a pay phone...? I don't have my cellphone on me, and would like to call my parents so they can find me.

2.) "Very good. Tell me- from where do you hail?"

Where do I hail? What century are we in? I hail from Ye New York, you know, what came after York, and way before Old York.

3.) "Mhm... And what is it that you did there?"

Sat on my bed being sick all day.

4.) "Ah, I see. Any particular reason for coming here?"

I don't know how I'm here!

5.) "Indeed. I was told you were born under a certain sign... And what might that be?"

Ah. Interesting enough, I believed myself to be born under Cancer for eighteen years. In reality, I was born under the sign of Gemini! I'm having trouble coming to terms with it, but it's exciting to know that I, and millions of other people, are probably unaware of their true birth sign as we speak.

6.) "Interesting... Now then, before I stamp these papers is there anything else you wish to tell me?"

Hold on. These papers are unrelated to me, right?

7.) "All right! You're all registered. I suppose you're wondering what to do now?"

No, I'm not. Just point me to a phone and I'll be out of your hair.

8.) You're now free to do whatever you like. What's first on that agenda?

Once you tell me where the phone is, I'll call up home, have a good laugh about how I'm in the middle no where, as in be sobbing over how I got in the middle of no where and only met you who speaks in riddles and hightail it out of here.

9.) Seems whatever you did caught the attention of the guards. Face them or flee?

Face them. Hey, this jerk won't let me go home! That's a kidnaping charge, right?

10.) "Stop right there criminal scum! You've violated the law and must pay for the damages or go to jail." What is your decision?

I want my lawyer.

11.) Suddenly, DRAGON! Fight alongside the guards or flee while they're distracted?

Flee.

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I'm replacing the first part with a Umineko tag thing. If you're not familiar with the series Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, this will probably not make any sense and may contain spoilers! You have been warned.

1. First of all, are you anti-fantasy or anti-mystery?

I'm Anti-Fantasy. That is to say, I believe that both an understanding of magic and mystery are required to reach satisfaction. For my satisfaction, I value Anti-Fantasy more than Anti-Mystery.

2. Name some of your favorite characters!

Sakutaro, Sakutaro, Sakutaro. He's the only sane man (lion?).

3. Now name your favorite pairings!

Ehh... Do I have to? Okaaaay... I don't really have a pairing in this series that I'm happy over, but if I had to pick something, I wish that Rosa would meet someone that she could settle down with. Whoever that mystery person is, she needs you. Stop making her wait.

4. Name some of your LEAST favorite characters...

Gohda never appealed to me. I like that he's a good chef, but that attitude towards the servants isn't very nice. I think he needs to learn more sensitivity.

George rubbed me the wrong way since his logic behind killing everyone rather than himself or Shannon if he was forced to choose.

5. Name your LEAST favorite pairings

Any that are senseless and out of character, especially when it changes the sexuality of a character around. Basically, too many to list here.

6. Do you have any theories? Name your favorite!

KnownNoMore's theory. That is, Rosa is Beatrice, George is a murderer, Nanjo, Kumasawa, and Genji act as accomplices, although they never kill. I don't agree with everything they've said, but it provides an incredible base for my own theories. My own aren't developed enough to share yet! I have to reread Umineko in order to express my views more clearly. I don't want to contradict myself.

7. Who has the coolest clothing or sense of style?

*snort* They all look like idiots. Plushie Sakutaro is cool though, with or without scarf.

8. If you could be any character in Umineko, who would you be?

Difficult, I never thought about it. Even though Sakutaro is my favorite, I wouldn't want to be him. His existence is too sad. I think I would want to be... Featherine Augustus Aurora. Her existence is sad too, but adding my personality into it, I think it would be less tragic. What an amazing power she holds.

9. If you could make any non-canon pairing real, which pairing would you make?

Rosa x Someone who can provide her happiness

10. (Sorry guys! ) GeorgexShannon, JessicaxKanon or ShannonxKanon?

Jessica x Kanon

11. In your opinion, who is the hottest female Umineko character?

Siesta 410, nihihihi~

12. Who is the hottest male character?

I've taken a liking to Ronove.

12.5 And who's a pimp?

It's hard to tell if Kinzo would have had an upper hand on Battler or not. They both seem pimp like, grandfather and grandson.

13. And would you mind if these two people were a canon pairing?

Kinzo and Battler?! I don't want to imagine.

14.Which Umineko song is your favorite?

Which ISN'T my favorite? Anything voiced is good for me, and the scary music is good too. The calmer tunes are more forgettable, but that's because of their commonness.

15. Name some of your favorite Umineko BGMS. (And if you didn't play the VN, do you like the opening or the ending to the anime better?)

Ugh, you're making me have to look this up? Fine!

My favorite by far is system0 - [link]

"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind.
Small words, from a small being, trying to attack what it doesn't understand!"

The rest aren't in any order.

Melting away - [link]

I think it only plays in a few Ange scenes when she's talking to Maria, and I liked it there. The voices in the back are nice too. It feels right to me.

Ridicule - [link]

This song feels like it describes how my mind works via sound. It's really cool to feel so connected to a piece of obscure music, but it fits. What do they call this, industrial? It's really me.

The End of the World - [link]

Beautiful piano... how lovely.

Song without a name  - [link]

Another simply beautiful song. Nice vocals too.

The Executioner - [link]

Intense!

Discode - [link]

Melody - [link]

Worldend_dominator - [link]

Looove the chimes at the beginning.

Promise - [link]

Death (from stupefaction) - [link]

Golden slaughterer - [link]

When this plays, shit just got real.


Victima propiciatoria - [link]

Love how different it is compared to most of the tunes.

Proud Dust - [link]

Spiral - [link]

Happy Maria! - [link]

19. Is LambdaxBern canon?

Whoa, whoa, what happened to questions 16-18? Did these witches eat them? There was a lot of flirty text between the two, but it wasn't openly stated. I think it could go either way. It's hard to tell if they were joking or being serious.

20. In order, which Umineko arcs were your favorite?

Arc 1
Arc 3
Arc 2
Arc 4
Arc 5
Arc 6
Arc 7
Arc 8

Unfortunately, Chiru didn't move me as much as the first four arcs did. What a shame.

21. Which portrait is your favorite?

I like all of the ones involving witch characters.

22. Which witch powers would you like to have?

Ideally, I would want to be a Creator Witch. To be able to make 0 into 1 is pretty simple, but to believe that number is whole when you know you made it what it is is a different story. I guess, sometimes it's easy, but a lot of times it isn't. I don't think the 0 to 1 comparison is a good one.

23.Which human character would you like to see as a Beatrice?

Nanjo. I think I saw artwork of him in the Beatrice dress once...

24. Name three of the Seven Sisters of Purgatory that describe you best.

That's hard. I don't feel like I know them enough to make that call... But my guess would be:

Mammon (Greed), Satan (Wrath), Beelzebub (Gluttony)

25. Name the seven sisters that suit you the least.

Leviathan, (Envy) for sure. I'm not an envious person. When I see people that have a lot to celebrate, I naturally feel happy. If they don't appreciate it or share it with others, I feel sad, but I don't think envy is the right word. She seems very petty with her envy, and even inexperienced with it. My sins are strong in comparison.

26. What would Battler say if Beato told him that #18 doesn't exist on this quiz?

I don't think he'd waste his time with something so petty, and want her to get back to the murders at hand, or tell her to stop bringing up irrelevant stuff.

27. Who's your favorite siesta?

Siesta 410. I mentioned her earlier.

28. Who's your favorite human adult?

Eh...

Eh...

Eh.....

Sorry, I've got nothing.

29. Least favorite?

George.

30. If you've already played EP5, ignore this question, if not, why do you think many people hate Erika Furudo?

Ho hum, already played Arc 5.

31. If you've played EP5, do YOU like Erika?

Yes. I don't dig her taking away from the main mystery, but she has her entertaining moments. Her showing in Episode 8 redeemed what I didn't like about her character beforehand. Even if she's messed up, she agreed with me that Beatrice's magic was a Trick.

32. What character(s) would you like to see get devoured by goats?

Characters being devoured by goats is partly why I'm turned off by a chunk of the fanbase. I know that in a story full of illusion, that it's hard to capture what a character is really like, where their motives lie, etc. But the way they characterize them is enough to make me feel like they're being eaten alive. It's bad enough when the game does it, fans don't need to do it too. Of course, I'm not talking in a literal sense.

33. Who would you like to see kill who?

Nanjo killing George.

34. If you throw in another two alter-egos of two character from Higurashi (Ex. Rika to Bern or Miyo to Lamda) who would you choose? Make sure to give them a witch name!

I'd rather not corrupt a character by 'gifting' them a thousand year lifespan.

35. Are there any characters that AREN'T in the Umineko anime OP that you want to see?

Not really.

36. On Christmas Eve's eve, the last Umineko episode comes out, are you excited!

I wonder how long ago this was. Seeing as how I'm barely... what. I don't think I made it more than 15 episodes in before putting the anime down for a while. I'm not very excited.

37. Do you know what the "Angeburger"( ) joke means? (NO SPOILERS please)

What do you mean no spoilers? TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW. GEEZ.

Yes, I know what scene it refers too, but a joke got made out of it? Some people are as cruel as Beatrice, I see.

38. Do you have any Umineko OCs?

Besides myself as a theater witch? No.

39. What is your view on Magic?

I think for most people, it's required in order to understand the story completely. You can't take the magic out and have a complete set of pieces. There's rich symbolism, rich illusion, rich distraction. It's important.

40. NOW TAG THREE PEOPLE UP AS SACRIFICES FOR THE CEREMONY

T^T I don't have anybody to taaaag...waaaaaaah!